I grew up in Maidenhead, Berkshire. Misspent my youth playing the crystal maze at the bowling alley, at the roller disco.

My university days were spent in South East London, working in a rough public house which had more gossip than an episode of Eastenders.

Then I grew up (or tried to) and went into the world of broadcasting, took a side step into education and now have my own business alongside my day job.

.love

  •  Take That
  • Democracy
  • Wispa Gold
  • Coldplay
  • Pixar Films
  • Hollyoaks
  • Buffy
  • Tenacious D
  • Cats
  • Humus
  • Equality
  • Apple Computers
  • Banter
  • The NHS
  • Eurovision
  • Sister Act
  • Beautiful Melodies
  • Jack Daniels
  • Buffy
  • Angel
  • Friends (TV Show)

.hate

  • Social Inequality
  • Child Poverty
  • One Direction
  • Keira Knightly
  • Anchovies
  • Itches I can’t scratch
  • The following adverts
    • Cow & Gate Follow-on milk (creepy laughing babies)
    • Haribo – any
  • Selfie Sticks
  • Baked Beans
  • Bananas
  • Obnoxiousness
  • Arrogance
  • Right wing politics
  • Watching of the following sports
    • Snooker
    • Golf
  • Katie Hopkins